What is my purpose?

loveniaimani:

toots-toots:

Mom: Where you going 

Me:image

Mom:

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toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

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Police without weapons

For the people who don’t want the police to have guns or any sort of weapon, I’d just like to say that cop kids, like myself, would like their parents to come home at the end of the night. Please try to understand that without these weapons, my parents would surely be dead, especially since we live in San Francisco. Thank you.



hominishostilis:

vladimirnootin:

petitedeath:

thehiddentriforce:

implodinq:

fleetwytchmac:

decadentlullaby:

When women used to be depressed or were not “taking care of their men” properly their husbands could send them to the psych ward for attitude adjustments. This was part of conditioning them to always wear a smile. They believed that if a woman saw herself smiling that it would become natural practice and that she would be “cured”. This often went along with shock therapies.

CREEPY.

what the fuck an attitude adjustment sorry what

Makes you rethink every time you parents threatened you with an attitude adjustment. What does that phrase really mean to them?

idk how true this is but it is interesting!

It’s not true!

The real story behind this is that there was a “smile school” in Budapest because of the increasing suicide rates in that particular school. 

Here we have a pic of both men and women wearing smile masks.

Teaching people how to smile to battle suicide rates.

Nice research OP.


lameborghini:

girls that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk

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thebestofallpossible:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

guarding our galaxy

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ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

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theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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